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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
#i watch the stock price like a dog watching a squirrel#my jaws ache with the sheer and unholy desire to devour#<3 it's sitting around 235 last i checked <3 it was over 400 in december#<3 peace and love on planet earth#we should really all start a community bet on when we can get that number <140.#i think april 23.#<3 with ur help all things are possible :)
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someone get this poor man a chair for the love of god
#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayvik#arcane viktor#jayce talis#disclaimer haven't finished s2 yet so idk if he gets one#i just think he should be able to do his work without disintegrating#also you can tell i really really love a character when they get a big sweater and put to bed#i will. probably wait until i finish s2 to make any more art i'm just sitting in the nice little bubble before things get much worse rn#also he put the pockets in the armrests himself. he keeps pens in there#.
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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I don't think we give Jonathan Harker nearly enough credit for his absolutely unhinged choices. In 1897, that pathetic wet cat of a man was written with enough grit, willpower, and raw human stupidity to rival any of our modern horror podcast protagonists. When faced with a centuries-old vampire, in a coffin, drenched in fresh blood, he really thought the best thing to do was to hit it in the face WITH A SHOVEL. The audacity. The misplaced confidence. The sheer desperation. No plan. No hesitation. Running on fear and spite alone. And i fucking love him for it. Truly the character of all time.
#it's like he was written to be a podcast protagonist over a century before horror podcasts existed#imagine what a group therapy session with jonathan harker + arthur lester + jon sims would look like#man i should really get round to writing a dracula x malevolent x tma crossover...#jonathan harker#dracula#bram stoker's dracula#dracula daily#gothic literature#horror podcasts#lit student screams into the void
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SICKENING
#mlp#my little pony#twilight sparkle#starlight glimmer#twiglimmer#startwi#twistar#mlp fim#mlp g4#my art#my goffffffffff hteyre disgusting they should be ARRESTED hhhhhhh#twilight has cuddle time scheduled she does#shes going to get a good grade at snuggling which is normal and possible to achieve#ive been working on this for days and im really proud of the expressions here but i have to say#even after all this time homopbic spike still takes me out#day 9 of posting ponies
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Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?
When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit. Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?
But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.
Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.
And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.
I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.
#Sorry I can’t give you more than that#But it’s true#And if it helps to hear#you haven’t really had the chance to LIVE yet#Do you really want to cancel a subscription to a service you haven’t used?#Maybe check out the features first#You really have nothing to lose#And you may never get a second shot#There’s a lot of cool shit out here#like this is the COOLEST PLANET#We’ve got glowing bugs and music and pasta#No other place in the whole universe has Mario Party or cats or the harmonica#There are some things you should see before you leave#All I do is keep looking for things#Would you go to Paris and just stay in the airport?#Of course not#At least get a croissant#take some stupid tourist pictures#buy a keychain#SOMETHING
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#mha#bkdk#bakudeku#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#my art#bnha#bnha fanart#mha fanart#lore is that this is established relationship bkdk but like early days#izuku really should give him a key atp but hes working his way up to it#his neighbors are starting to get concerned#i drew the floorplan for his entire apartment complex just to only draw one room#teacher!izuku#PH!katsuki#he's just getting off his patrol shift#dont ask me why i put most of my effort into the top view of his desk#i made a 3d model of it in blender bc i couldnt conceptualize how the lighting would work wit h so many sources
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Guess who's still thinking about them
#cassandra cain#duke thomas#damian wayne#I'M A BIT BITTER. CAN YOU TELL#robin war and gates of gotham you will always be famous#this is sick... damian and cass having ongoings and STILL not interacting ever#duke should be a supporting character in damian AND cass' ongoings. bouncing back and forth between his two fav siblings#remember that really interesting dynamic where cass made damian insecure. remember when duke and damian went to the movies#if you've forgotten don't worry so has dc#sick and twisted that this has happened to damian so many times 😭 like they didn't even keep his relationship to steph#who do i need to bribe to get duke into damian and cass' ongoings...
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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.
#i think everyone should get a button/pin making machine#and you'll really notice just how lacking in tactile Stuff your life is
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sketchhg
#soukoku#my art#bsd#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bungo stray dogs#i feel likw im neglecting this place ouppises#folow me on twitter#this did really good on twt which is why i remembered to post here#rlly good for just a litle sketch at least it feels like mind explosion#i could repost more stuff probably but i get embarassed i should get over that probably ok no more yapping love u all
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Soundwave on his yearly 5 min break
#drew this in a magma session w friends and really liked it!!#i should DEFINITELY be doing college work instead but you know how it issss#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#get a rope to hang my art with
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mermay means the perfect opportunity for me to expand upon the mayu secret third leech sibling au from a while back (why is this becoming a real AU)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#jade leech#jamil viper#oc#twst oc#shiokawa mayu#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#should i make a tag for mayu leech 🤔 idk#they go play near the deep sea volcanoes and come back#and georgina's like boys. where is your sister#and the tweels look at each other like 😮#jade leech turning to look at mayu when dinner is 2 minutes late 💔#jamil being strangely deep in thought on the way home#hes gonna google “what does it mean if a mermaid kisses you” when he gets back /j#not sure if im making a tag for this au but i'll accept suggestions#got some more ideas for this au that i'll get to at a later time 💥#sorry for the mini hiatus btw irl stuff has been really draining lately 😓#may still be on and off hiatus for the next few months#but i still love my blorbos so i will draw when i can
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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏
Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)


Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍
The REAL reason this is late

#just pretend I posted this like 6 days ago 😁👍#<-got distracted#sorry I’m Afflicted with The Curse and everything just takes me a long time#also right now I’m just kind of being experimental with my workflow and style right now so stuff is just naturally taking a bit longer#mouthwashing#mouthwashing fanart#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing anya#nurse anya#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing curly#swansea mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#myart#anyway my new years resolution is to put more WOMEN in SUITS and MEN in DRESSES#had fun drawing this but still not too sure about the rendering style just yet. probably just gonna keep playing around with shit#IM DOING IT SCARED but im DOING IT#im also still trying to figure out how to Social Media#am i doing it right#GRAAAHHHHHHH I NEED TO BETTER UNDERSTAND FORMATTING POSTS#i have a more serious mouthwashing piece in the works but wanted to get this done first lol#honestly I have a buncha sketches I should post too#i like them but they’re not really composited very well if you catch my drift. been having trouble with sketch page layout recently#which is kind of antithetical to the idea of a sketch page but you know how it is with spaghetti#i doodled the others on the side and liked how they looked so i just put some color and basic shading on them#edit: realized i forgot to change the color of the ‘lapel’ on jims shirt lol
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Susie meets the friendly yellow rabbit in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#william afton#susie fnaf#fnaf pizzeria simulator#spring bonnie#yellow rabbit#‘can you get the dog please? I know how to get there..’#since drawing the Charlie comic I’ve been wondering what I should do in that vibe next#it only felt right to focus on Susie’s story#after Charlie David Cassidy etc I think Susie is the next most important ghost child#we know a lot about her#and her story is horrific it really gets to me#William kills her dog to test remnant#then uses her dogs death to lure her to test a humans remnant#ITS sick and twisted#it’s how William uses anything to his manipulation even grief especially grief#I sniffle and sob over Chica and the cupcake
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Danny’s clockwork emblem gets damaged and causes him to glitch and slip through time (think Loki tv show Time Slipping or Into the Spider-Verse glitching). Lucky for him it’s not too random, his sporadic time jumps and flickering in and out of reality is centered on this vaguely familiar superhero he remembered Clockwork mentioning and he doesn’t quite know why.
#CHECK THE TAGS#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#bones prompts#bones writes in the tags#it could be Booster Gold. The Flash (I really like this idea. the flash uses the cosmic treadmill to save Danny and he meets the character#randomly throughout their life and becomes both a friend and a haunting figure in their life.) a Batfam character (I really like Bruce#or Duke to be the ones.) the slipping looks horrifying and nightmarish but Danny tries to assure them it’s fine (it’s not) and never seems#to age at all (for Danny its like a year or something. for the dc character it’s been all their life.)#clockwork mentions them vaguely hinting that the two will have their fate intertwined some day in a more literal sense than you’d think but#but Danny only vaguely remembers.#also I’ve been getting into the Loki tv show again and the fact that time slipping isn’t used in fics nearly as much as it should be :(#the potentional of it for storytelling is awesome so I’m doing my best to deal with the fact that I can’t find many whump time slipping fics
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Okay so I’m not going to lie, part of why I haven’t been drawing Mara a lot is for three reasons:
1. She had an entire plotline planned that I ended up scrapping and redoing but that meant putting her in the backseat for a bit.
2. Im honestly afraid of drawing her 20 fallen angel partners I feel like I go a little insane even thinking about it. 20 characters with unique designs and outfits? No, I’m exploding in real life.
3. I’ve been slowly regretting making her a succubus. She was originally an Imp but I didn’t have a base idea for the imp design yet so I just went with a succubus but I’ve been wanting to add more demon characters that weren’t just succubi and hellhounds.
Unfortunately the way people treated the redesigns (specifically Domino’s where I had people messaging me for WEEKS to change it back), makes me kind of unsure if I wanna do a full species swap lmfao. Mara is very cute and I love her OG design, I just don’t want her to be another succubus, so it’s frustrating.


Damn. Remember when this webcomic was a hobby for me.
#txt#it’s really funny that once again my little hobby series becomes popular and suddenly I have to have some basic planning#not like. a major ongoing plot I want this series to go as long as I feel like it#but it’s like. back then I drew a lot of succubi bc I liked drawing succubi but now I want more monster diversity in the cast#so the problem with Mara is that it’s not just a design I want to update I want to make her a new species#but this series is too popular now that I know people react really poorly to change#and I know the replies will be like ‘hey it’s your series you should do what you want’#but listen. Listen. people get REALLY weird about characters they don’t own
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